When you’re sitting on a really soft chair like the ones they have at coffee shops or the ones planes have, will the chair absorb the smell when you fart slowly. I had this crazy thought before when I was trying to hold it in and so I tried to fart as slow as possible and be as quite as I could be. There was a hint of smell but not too much. The “air” seems to have gone through the sofa and was slowly coming out.
It was still there, the smell I mean but I thought that it was faint enough for me to get away with it. Of course I was too afraid to stand because going by my logic, I was acting like a bottle stopper. If I stood up, everyone near me would notice the smell. Then I’d naturally be the likely suspect because I was the last person to move. It was a crazy 15 minutes before I allowed myself to stand up.
It was still there, the smell I mean but I thought that it was faint enough for me to get away with it. Of course I was too afraid to stand because going by my logic, I was acting like a bottle stopper. If I stood up, everyone near me would notice the smell. Then I’d naturally be the likely suspect because I was the last person to move. It was a crazy 15 minutes before I allowed myself to stand up.
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