Here’s a creepy fact for Halloween, do you know what death farts are? I invented the term just now. It sounded pretty cool so I just went with it. By death farts I don’t mean farts that can kill. There are certainly farts that smell so bad that they make you think that you’d die if you don’t get away but that’s not what I’m talking about.

I recently found out that the dead can actually fart. Creepy huh. From a layman’s perspective it is a bit spooky but once you understand how it works, it makes a bit more sense.

When a person dies, the gas is still there in his system. Once the gut relaxes the gasses have to come out and the closest exit is the butt. So they produce the death dart.

It can be startling if it comes from someone who just recently died. It makes them look like they’re still alive and just pretending. 

If you’re looking for a nice trick you can play this Halloween, you can try using the fart soundboard. You can try hooking them up to some portable speakers and playing fart sounds at the parties of the neighbors that you dislike.

Watch when everyone tries to scan the room to find out who farted. It’ll be a blast trying to confuse the crowd. Try pointing at someone and see how they’ll react and how everyone else will.

You can also blast a house with far sounds if they didn’t give you any candy. It’s a bit juvenile and you’re going to need some powerful speakers but if you can pull it off, kudos.

It’s all in the spirit of Halloween so it should be fine. Everyone will probably just laugh it off once they find out that the sounds are just recordings. They might even ask you for a copy of the fart soundboard so that they can try the trick themselves.

If you’re curious about farts then you could try making a journal about your own. Keep track of how often you fart in a day and how smelly they are. Keep track of what you eat as well so that you can find a relation between your diet and fart frequency.

Just for laughs, you can even add a fart soundboard equivalent category into your notes. Try to find out what it sounds closest to the most on the fart soundboard. You can start naming your farts this way and chart down which types of farts you make all the time.

If you’re very accurate you might even be able to keep track of what you ate before specific type of fart. This way you can work your way towards reproducing them. You’ll have a blast with fart pranks once you’ve mastered how to consciously produce specific fart sounds whenever you want to.