It’s hard to imagine women farting just as much as us though because we never hear them fart. Women’s farts for some reason don’t smell as bad as men’s so they get away with it more often. They probably do that slow fart thing to try and keep the sound down just so we don’t notice. Try watching out for their facial expressions next time you think something’s up. They cant be that good at making a poker face. There has to some weird facial expression that you can catch.